Why is it when you sleep in, you always end up feeling more tired that day?
How come you can untangle your headphones one minute, lay them down for a second and when you pick them up again they’re all tangled again?
Why is it whenever you get your car washed, the birds attack it as soon as you leave the car wash?
When you try to do something quickly, it always ends up having to be re-done!
Why is it that some people, regardless of what they say, just wind you up the wrong way?
Why is the working week always so long, but the weekend is always over in a flash?
Why is it when you can’t sleep all you can hear is the ticking clock on the bedside table…and how loud it ticks!
Why is it when you need someone to talk too that’s always when everyone else is out or too busy to listen
Why is it that the film or book you’re most looking forward to seeing/reading always turns out to be a complete let down
When you’re in a hurry, why is everyone else on a go slow?
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