When you lay clothes down on the bed for two minutes while you do something else, why does the cat always find them and lie on them?
Why do we always think the grass always greener on the other side?
When you have a power cut, why is it that the torch you see every day in the cupboard, suddenly isn’t where it#s meant to be!
Why does the cat always decide to go sleep on the bed just before you’re going to bed?
When you drop your toast, why does it always land butter side down?
Why does the weather always seem to be better (i.e. drier), when we’re working, and then pouring when we’re not!
When you’re tired and just want to go to bed, why is it the phone always goes and it’s someone who wants to talk for ages!
Is there always a right way and a wrong way to do everything, or just a right way and an even better way?
Why does the car only ever break down on wet days?
No matter how much ironing we do, why does the ironing mountain never seem to shrink?
Why do we keep clothes that are now too small for us, just in case they fit us again some day!
When we forget something and struggle to remember it, why do we always remember it ages later when we’re not even thinking about it any more?
The Distinct Dot 
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