I’ve been talking about advertising in the last couple of days, so I got to thinking about what sort of adverts there would be, if God made them to promote who He is and what He does…
- Could you imagine the price of air if it were brought to you by another supplier. God.
- What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper? God.
- When you’re weary, feeling small. When tears are in your eyes, I’ll dry them all. Simon & Garfunkel. Ditto. God.
- If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I’ll make you another one tomorrow. God.
- Don’t forget your umbrella. I might water the plants today. God.
- I think you’re the most beautiful person in the world. Okay, so I’m biased. God.
- If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror. God.
- I hate rules. That’s why I only made ten of them. God.
I like all of these possible adverts, but my favourite is probably #5…but then maybe that’s because I live in Scotland and we get so much rain!
What’s your favourite one and why, please comment and let me know.
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